Stress-busting Scholar T-Shirts

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

An Archeologic Dig

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

Medical Student

Divinity School - Authorized Parsons Only

"I wasn't cheating. He's just peer mentoring and doesn't know it."

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

I hate group projects

Giving thanks.

'But this company was founded on getting totally over excited.'

'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .'

"N-n-n-n-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m."

'I'm mainly interested in something that won't show up on teaching evaluations.'

"This is getting out of hand! Every time I drive up to the school, Gracie starts crying!"

'. . .while we are waiting fro the breakdown truck, ask no questions on the highway code.'

'Sigh!'

"We're getting reports that doctors are getting burned out from trying to help their 
patients who can't afford their medications, so I've come up with a plan. We'll 
market a new drug to help with physician burnout!"

"Mr. Clark isn't here today. He called in sick of the whole thing."

Graduate

'My name is Jones, and I'm under constant pressure from prople trying to keep up.'

Dark cloud over an office.

'I won't have to put up with this aggravation anymore... I was fired!'

Everything I do all of the time is absolutely perfect and I will be taking no notes.

Health Scare Stories Cause Stress, Says Report.

The New Optimism