Stress-buster Aficionado T-Shirts

"See? No one's in the closet. It was just a dream. Your boss isn't out to get you."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Man with jumper reading 'Caution - Contents under pressure'.

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

"If you work real hard and are willing to put in the hours, the sky's the limit."

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

'You need some stress.'

In the Fever Cubicle

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

Board Meeting

'the boss wants to see you, Calvin...It doesn't look good...He's being deliberately calm!'

Businessman needs a cuddle.

'Inside healer'

'Yes sire, we are dealing with your invoice at this very minute.'

"You claim on your résumé that one of your skills is staying calm under stressful situations. I believe you."

"Hang on, he's coming now."

Low Tech Stress Test: 'To fill the budget gap, there will be teacher layoffs. You have the lowest seniority in your school.'

'Just between you and me, Roy, I don't know how much long I can keep doing this company lightening-rod thing.'

'I'm a mongoose. I fight and kill cobras, and you ask me why I'm stressed?'

Woman shopping for stress relief devices

Reprimand from the Boss.

Rapunzel visits her stress therapist.

'I use a combination of shiatsu and hypnosis...'

'I never let the stress of the job get me down.'

"As receptionist, you'll be answering the phone, greeting customers and doing whatever else they dump on you."

'I heard it's harmful for a person to keep his hostility bottled up, so I fired everybody.'

In case of falling stocks, break glass (bottle of gin).

Office joker

Downward spiralling dog.

'A Mr Stebson and associate, Sir. To carry you out in a box.'