Stress Aficionado Prints

Frank, a guy who sweats the small stuff, and enjoys every minute of it.

'I'm a mongoose. I fight and kill cobras, and you ask me why I'm stressed?'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

Monday around 9PM.

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

Man with jumper reading 'Caution - Contents under pressure'.

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

"Most people would jump at an opportunity like this."

"If you work real hard and are willing to put in the hours, the sky's the limit."

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

'You need some stress.'

Ordnance: 'explode...implode'.

In the Fever Cubicle

Board Meeting

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"I find it helps me concentrate."

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

'the boss wants to see you, Calvin...It doesn't look good...He's being deliberately calm!'

'Inside healer'

'This is your new office.'

"When I said you should get more sleep I meant at home!"

"Hang on, he's coming now."

'Yes sire, we are dealing with your invoice at this very minute.'

"Did we turn off the stove?"

"Cancel any plans you had for the weekend I need some ideas for new 'work/life' policy before Monday!"

"There's such a thing as being TOO conscientious, Miller!"

"Tim, you seem to have spent days without a break, you need some fresh air. Why don't you go and pick some litter in the car park."

"A mouse! A mouse!"