Streetwise Sage Prints

'HOMELESS - Anything helps - all major credit and debit cards accepted.'

'Let me guess, a graduate of the 'school of hard knocks'?'

"All right, buddy, that'll be a ten-dollar corkage fee."

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

Street Smarts.

"No parking: Cars will be towed, stripped and sold to chop shops in New Jersey at owner's expense."

"Let's cross the street, dear."

An old lady snapping at a man attempting to help her up.

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

A shifty character drives down a city street with two naked bottoms hanging out the window - Crack dealer

'Police to hand out fixed-penalty fines.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Watch the manhole.'

"I used to plan for the future but it was getting in the way of me living in the moment."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'We need to do a better job at whatever it is that we do.'

SWOTs

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

"I recommend our 'wild' expectations be downgraded to 'great.'"

"Before we decide that TV is dead, can someone tell what digital marketing is?"

"Things are getting desperate...we have to do something!"

"Well the GOOD news is that if we carry on like this there's a SMALL chance we'll be making a profit in less than 4587 years!"

'The details of the company's new management plan are being worked out.'