Streetwise Planner Pillows

'This is working fine now, but we really should have a backup plan.'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

Skater dude.

Customers Wanted

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Street Smarts.

Dept. of Transportation. City Streets. We're going to have to let you go --- You're intelligent enough, but you lack street smarts.

'When I ask you what's the word on the street, I don't mean 'appen!'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

'If you want a receipt, you'll have to wait until I close. I'm right-handed.'

Begging ATM.

'Let me guess, a graduate of the 'school of hard knocks'?'

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

'Watch the manhole.'

'Police to hand out fixed-penalty fines.'

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

Education is very important!!

Boys asking a barrister for directions

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

'Believe me, sir! It works perfectly!'

"All right, buddy, that'll be a ten-dollar corkage fee."

"No parking: Cars will be towed, stripped and sold to chop shops in New Jersey at owner's expense."

Hoodies playing chess

A shifty character drives down a city street with two naked bottoms hanging out the window - Crack dealer

Blind folded - Please Help.

Park!

"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."