Street Sound Explorer Mugs

Earplugs £2 a Pair

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Saxophone Player.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

Music downloads

See you at Charing Cross!

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Computer Music

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

The Invention of Bagpipes

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Cowpunk

"I call it 'You kids turn down that so-called music. I can't even hear myself scream.'"

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

Music Piracy

Gramophone Headphone

'But I already touched it, and now Mother Hobo won't take it back.'

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

Rolls Music Store: Grand Piano $6500, Okay Pianos $1500.

Learn how to identify the parts of a drum kit

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

Lifeguard for Art Sellers

Legends of Hold Music

Drum School, Sleep Clinic, Fire Alarm - Testing Lab.

'Don't say anything!'

But what is the sound of one hand clapping for one hand playing air guitar and one hand playing air drums?