Street Slang T-Shirts

Yo yo.

Wok. Don't Wok.

Hoodie Hang-out

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

Down on Bourbon Street...

You trip on it, you buy it.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'The London drive-thru experience.'

A smart alec boy

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Skater dude.

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

Boom box/Ka-boom box.

Miracles on 34th Street.

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

'Warning, not giving could be hazardous to your health'

"That was generous."

"Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey following this transaction concerning customer satisfaction?"

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

A street salesman selling winkles.

Parking meter holdup

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Sadder but no wiser".

Homeless Man: 'So...your Park bench or mine?'

"I started with nowt and I've still got it."

"... But he was just about to hand it to me before he keeled over!"

Bring back the cat.

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'