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Guitarist

"I have no thumbs."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"You've changed."

'Follow that cab!'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Janus 2021

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'What's terrifying is, though they walk among us, there's no way to tell science fiction readers from the rest of us.'

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

'Reinventing myself.'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

New Year baby

Busking Elephant

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'There, there, Mrs Hornsby. Many women your age go through menopausal facial hair growth.'

"Please, don't be scared, it's only an idea."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Great --- Starting from scratch again.

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

"A fire hydrant, you say? No, but I'll keep my eyes peeled."

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"