Street Safety Jokester T-Shirts

Simon Says 'Cross'

Safety Barriers

"On your left."

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

Athlete

'Power steering.'

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

Toad roadkill.

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

Caution Falling Rocks

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

Dual Airbags

School crossing

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

Gingerbread man in Emergency room.

'Excuse me,Sir, but me and the rest of the work force think this dress code probably violates OSHA rules.'

'They might satisfy Health and Safety, but I still think the Hi-Vis jackets send a mixed message.'

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

'I took a short cut.'

"He said he was working on something big. Now e;ll never know what it was."

Falling Rock Zone

"Excuse me driver, but your guard is stuck in the doors!"

'I told you to wear your hard hat.'

Computer cables as fire ladder.

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

"It will be your job to create major delays."

"The finale should be good"

Speed Limit

No, I don't see any construction, either. Hard hat area.