Street Music Critic Prints

Man contemplates breaking an organ grinder's instrument whilst he is drinking

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

The Music Critic.

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

Musicians

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Mega-Corp Pictures. This film will tell a story about Frederick the Great censuring one of his favorite musicians. "The Empire Strikes Bach"!

A singer being criticised

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

The Ignored Busker

"What did he say?"

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"Nice, but not Pavarotti''

"Brothers, what we do in life echoes in eternity, if only through the lyrics of a Coldplay song!"

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

Dance Crossing

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

Focus Groupies

A blind conductor leading and blind orchestra

"Do you know how to play down the road?"

Smashed harp...

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"