Street Music Connoisseur Gifts

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Cariactures

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Kritik's Korner

Scarpia's Palace

B.B. King

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Balloon animals $5.00"

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Dave Brubeck

"What did he say?"

The Ignored Busker

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

What a Dog.

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

Dance Crossing

Miracles on 34th Street.

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

"Do you know how to play down the road?"

A blind conductor leading and blind orchestra

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

Armadillo playing accordion.

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

Music Piracy

A street salesman selling winkles.

Street Organist in the East End Slums

'Pension fund performance, please give generously.'

Bert's Ragtime Band.

'Get out of the way, you drunken mime!'

"Bravo! Way to stay relevant, Gary."

Man contemplates breaking an organ grinder's instrument whilst he is drinking

'I'm leaving the tribute Beatles to form tribute Wings!'

"Hey, if you have to ask, you can't afford them."