Street Music Appreciator T-Shirts

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Balloon animals $5.00"

Musicians

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

The Ignored Busker

"What did he say?"

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

What a Dog.

Dance Crossing

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

Guitar emergency.

Happy Xmas

Armadillo playing accordion.

Earplugs £2 a Pair

"I thought you said you played at the proms?"

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

A blind conductor leading and blind orchestra

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

"Do you know how to play down the road?"

Need money for lessons

A street salesman selling winkles.

'Pension fund performance, please give generously.'

Street Organist in the East End Slums

Man contemplates breaking an organ grinder's instrument whilst he is drinking

Last Street Musician for 500 Miles...

Bert's Ragtime Band.

'Get out of the way, you drunken mime!'

"Bravo! Way to stay relevant, Gary."

"50p or I sing that high bit of Bridge over troubled water"

"Sorry mate, I'm just off home, but there's an all night dealer down the road."

Busker with a Card Machine

"He doesn't pay any tax on his earnings you know? It's just one gigantic fiddle."