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Street Marketing T-Shirts
Bring street marketing to life on their wardrobe with our clever t-shirts, designed with humorous and eye-catching motifs that showcase the energy and creativity of street promotion.
"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."
"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."
"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."
"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."
'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'
"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."
"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."
"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"
'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.
"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."
'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'
'How fast can you hype?'
'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'
"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."
Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.
"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"
"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"
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'We want everyone to remember our name.'
"Now that I have everyone's attention..."
"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."
'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'
"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."
"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."
"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"
"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"
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CEO with SEO
'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'
Lethal Presentation
"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"
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'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'
Street Marketing T-Shirts Collection
Street Marketing Mugs
Explore our collection of street marketing mugs for a humorous start to your day or a clever gift for your favorite urban strategist.
Street Marketing Pillows
Snuggle up with our street marketing-inspired pillows, adding artistic urban charm and personality to any living space.
Street Marketing Prints
Bring city vibrancy to your walls with our street marketing prints, perfect for inspiring creativity and celebrating urban culture.