Street Food Enthusiast Prints

How was your hotdog?

Hot dog venodor stimulating the economy.

Venus Fly trap buying hot dog

"Congratulations, you're eating local."

A Fistful of Doners "Okay Hombre...I'm gonna eat this kebab...reeeal slow...

"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

'My doctor told me I needed to curb my appetite.'

"Would you prefer smoking or non smoking?"

"May I see your healthy choice menu, please?"

Street vendors

Prix Fixe Lunch - $1.50.

'Purpose of visit?'

"And we now offer curbside dining."

"You couldn't handle my hot dogs!"

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

'Sure hope this doesn't give me heartburn. . .'

'A recent surge in sales for Red Hot Polish Smokies indicates the highest level of consumer confidence since lunch yesterday.'

"The sign does not specifically say, 'these' hot dogs."

"Can you do something with cats?"

Hot dog, drink & enema - $4.95.'

Hot Dog... Flavored meat-like substances

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I hear they're really good.'

'Locally? Take a look at where this license plate is from.'

"We don't do a lot of street haggling in this town."

Disappointed Vultures. Mexican. Vegan. Pizza. Sliders. Indian. Sushi. BBQ. The ad said "Street Food," I just assumed there'd be roadkill here.

What it all boils down to

"I'm pretty well stocked, but you can leave me your card if you like."

Hot Dog Stand

Kittens

Go for it! Do a Hot Dog!

"Psssst! Hot dog?"

"Relax kid, you're going to be here for awhile."

Bob's food truck