Street Cred Enthusiast Gifts

'Promise me one thing, Lorraine... you won't tell my friends we met at a church picnic?'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Balloon animals $5.00"

Utility Chic.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

Pigeon Fashion

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

' I'm going out to pick up street cred- you want anything...? '

Bling Bling.

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

A street salesman selling winkles.

"Fred Hoskins-you've turned pro,then?"

'Pension fund performance, please give generously.'

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

'Get out of the way, you drunken mime!'

Before and After Tattoos.

"50p or I sing that high bit of Bridge over troubled water"

"Sorry mate, I'm just off home, but there's an all night dealer down the road."

'I always thought wine came from half-empty bottles left in the park.'

'I like your suit - just what I need when I ask my boss for a raise!'

'Locally Owned and Operated.'

Puppetteer ?

"Genuine ASBOs for sale."

'You gotta love a swing state.'

Can't afford to pay my backup singers.

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

'We need an expert to improve our marketing concept, our business strategy and our sales performance. That's why I decided to hire the 12 year old from the lemonade stand on the other side of the street.'

Laying the dust