Street Creative Gifts

Pavement Artist

Cariactures

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Hoodie Hang-out

Hay Rides $10

"Draw your own path."

"I have no thumbs."

Music downloads

Push for Disco...

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Can't even hold signs well.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Caricatures $20"

"I love your work!"

The Milky Way (Detail)

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

Mobile Operations Stand.

COVID Vaccine

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

BLESS YOU

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Me and my money are soon parted

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Graffitti.

From Here You Can See Bugger All

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

Stop Ironic Graffiti