Street Artist Wannabe Pillows

"You don't want to waste your time crayoning on the walls, you wanna get yourelf a couple of spray cans!"

Cariactures

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I have no thumbs."

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"Caricatures $20"

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

"I love your work!"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Can't even hold signs well.

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

The Milky Way (Detail)

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

Children's Imagination

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Graffiti Forever!

Pavement Artist

"He ran out of pee."

Stop Ironic Graffiti

"Balloon animals $5.00"

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

From Here You Can See Bugger All

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Thank you for deferring your response.

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

Musician

"That's my novel."

"Question authority"

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."