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"I just don't see a future for us Jane, our Netflix wish lists are just too different."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

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"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

"Sometimes, you will be asked to go days without Netflix."

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"It's not really watching TV if I watch it online."

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"Yes, you're right, we definitely live in a stream, but NO, that doesn't make us streamable content!"

"That's it! I'm giving up TV! Every single show is awesome! So now nothing is worth watching."

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"I didn't know you COULD finish Netflix."

'Did you see iPlayer last night?'

Cable / Satellite / Digital TV "Still nothing on TV."

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"Shhh - I'm trying to watch videos of people borrowing books from the library."

"No one buys albums anymore so we've decided to release a concept single."

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"Special delivery from the Amazon!"

'I subscribe to HBO, Netflix & Hulu. . . but I am dropping you.'

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"Pardon me...shouldn't I be ahead of you? My private plane plunged into the icy waters off the coast of Maine over a week ago!"

"I don't think I can watch anymore."

"I've been watching British shows on hulu. They're strange."

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Idiot! You get 12 free rocks, but now you have to buy a rock every month for a year!

"We'll have to stop him from watching our Netflix the old fashioned way. Close the curtains."

'It's not a revenue problem, it's a spending problem.' - 'If it makes you that mad cancel your subscription to Netflix.'

I'm living proof of evolution, Randy. What? Unlike most of America, I don