Strategy Game Master Mugs

Cheating Death

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Putin and Zelensky

Little league world series of poker.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Sweep the board.

Some card-game puns

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'How about a game of cards?'

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

Personal conker trainer.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Trojan Hurdler.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Hockey Season.

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Board Game Hunter