Strategy Fanatics Gifts

The Trojan Beagle.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

Target your customer.

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

Game changing

"I love fast break business success."

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

'I think they're up to something.'

The House of Commons.

Business Target

Born to raise interest rates.

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'