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Get rich slowly schemes - insert $1. Get rich quick schemes - insert $250,000.

"Um, O.K., yes, Boardwalk for Connecticut Avenue."

"I'll lure her from the kitchen with my 'gotta pee' whimper. That's when you make your move and pinch the salmon."

"It's a limited operation. We're going from the frying pan into the fire."

"By God, we'll pull out of this mess or I'm not Otto Von Bismark."

"Our defenses won't hold them for long."

"Then it's agreed -- we let the Russians handle our ad campaign."

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

'Given the downward slope of our demand curve...order more jelly beans.'

Who were you going to get to drive the get-away car?

'Whatever you do, never say anything about being warm.'

Footballer Players shown War Plan by Coach

"We went from blunder to thunder."

War on Terror

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"And right here is where we got jiggy with it."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

The Trojan Beagle.

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

Target your customer.

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"