Strategist Daydreamer Prints

The great slingshot of Mongolia.

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

'My building doesn't allow pets. Do you think the teacher will buy it if I tell her dust bunnies ate my homework?'

"Scotch and water, *hic* scotch and water..."

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

Writer's irony.

Painter's muse

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

We're looking for someone who has their own desk, computer, fax, smart phone, copier, and customer list.

"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

'By the time we came up with a mission statement, we were out of business.'

'Are you meditating or fantasizing?'

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

A quick escape from a business meeting.

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

"You think I can be an assistant manager?"

When I start my own Internet company I'll hire people to solve problems like that.

"Kazakov is employing the rare 'Mr. Castle and Horsey go on an adventure' defense."

"That meeting was very instructive. I never realized I could sleep with my eyes open."

Through the Looking Glass - The Knight's Song

"Don't disturb Daddy. He's busy visualizing unparalleled success in the business world and, by extension, a better life for us all."

I'd rather be at home chewing on a bone

"Back row, day-dreaming, never put his hand up, that was your Dad."

"That one looks like... never mind it changed. That one kind of looks like... never mind, it also changed. That one... never mind."

'You say that one day you win and the next day you lose? Why don't you bet on alternate days?'

"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."

"What if we don't change anything at all...and something magical just happens."

'I'm applying for a job training program to become a dairy cow instead of a beef one.'