Strategic Gifter Prints

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

celebrating a birth.

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

Love.

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Birthday Racing Car

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

Valentines Balloons

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Aha! You can tell Dottie and the kids I didn't forget their presents!'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

'Don't worry -- I used a bond issue.'

A feminist Christmas.

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

How the gift registry should really work

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

Seasonal shopping.