Stranger's Day Prints

Don't Forget - August 24th is Stranger's Day!

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Support group for sheep.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

Thames Pizza

'You only love me because you haven't got a boyfriend!'

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

"Feeling a bit under the weather again, Mr Robinson?"

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

'Sponge diving, Bob?'

Beato Romero

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

"Can you hit the mute button on him? I'm trying to watch TV."

'Hey, you eat with your face in the bowl, you're not house-broken, you can drool as good as I can and you're a quadruped... Mind if I call you 'Brother'?'

"Ol' Milo sure loves the breeze in his face, Huh, Son?"

'I always assumed you were a cat person!'

"This is the worst parade ever."

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'Alix, there's nothing in there. It's just a plastic pool...'

"I like to catch up over a coffee."

"They are so busy fighting with each other, they never get their chores done. I think we're raising two future politicians."

Trick Number 9: plant valuables in his room...in case you need a reason for a quick getaway.

'Online dating is rubbish. I've written to 20 women and not ONE has replied.' 'At least you're being spurned in the comfort of your own home.'

Happy STRANGER THINGS Day! (11/06)

"It warms my heart to see their look of hope that we might not just buy it online."

"Why didn't you give granny flowers...when she could water them herself?"

'You know you said you 'fancied fish for supper,' you might want to think again!'

'The worst part is listening to my parents' comparisons to my brother. He's a smart phone.'

"Now that Halloween is over, it's time for a much more serious tradition."

Mummy, Mummy: Tim's piece of cheese doesn't have as many holes as mine...