Storytime Superhero Prints

"Did Robin Hood give to the poor only for the deduction?"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

Little Princess.

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

"We call it 'learning to read', not 'battling illiteracy'."

'Read me 'Br'er Rabbit again and this time leave out the southern accent.'

"Again? I read you your Miranda rights last night."

Sleepy Bunny