Storytime Spinner Prints

"OK. . . you went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. What happened next?"

"And then Winnie the Pooh decided that it was time to check Daddy's e-mail again."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'How fast can you hype?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

The Fourth Little Pig

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Iris Murdoch

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Isabel Allende

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Günter Grass

Always a bigger fish.

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

Noel Coward.

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

Best Seller

Fish or Cut Bait

Storm in a magic lamp.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."