Storyteller's Ally Prints

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Feel free to take notes."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Kirsten Johnson

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Reading

Baby Bear.

Gag - a graphic novel

Mephistopheles

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Young Stephen King

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."

Purple Fairy

Mister Oedipus.

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

My Prince.

I get my ideas on sale...

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Snow white and the aliens.

Pixie Dust $2.00 A Handfull

'Of course, it's your business, but I wouldn't ever start a resume with 'Once upon a time in a land far far away!''

"She then bit into the poison apple, hoping it would fend off the hostile takeover."