Storyteller Of Past Glories Pillows

All Washed Up

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"The knights of the round accent table"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Don Quixote

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Kirsten Johnson

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Baby Bear.

Reading

Infographics: the early years.

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

Gag - a graphic novel

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

Mephistopheles

Rocket Ark

Young Stephen King

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.