Storyteller Of Chaos Prints

"And where's the father of all these children that you don't know what to do with?"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Future garbage truck driver.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'This is my natural habitat.'

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

man juggling career, home and children

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

Files.

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'John's into 'computer-hacking' in a big way!'

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"