Storyteller By The Campfire Pillows

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Camping.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

'The Torch Holder'.

Roasting the Moneybox

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Scouts made this for me

Camping with Mr. Thorough

Sunny with a chance of Helium

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'