Storybook Aficionado Prints

Red riding hood upon seeing 6 wolves in the bed "Oh...a six pack"

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

"Oh, come on! What are the chances of a princess just showing up here? I'm telling you mate, you want to get yourself one of those dating apps."

3 Little Pigs Clinic

Rapunzel

Dear Prince - slayed dragon myself.

The Therapist and the Seven Dwarves.

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel ... let down your hair extensions.'

'Your book is for the age group from 7.6 years to 9.3 years, but what we're looking for is a book for the age-group from 5.11 years to 7.3 years.'

Rapunzel On a Bad Hair Day

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"

'How are the kids?' (Frog talking to prince).

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

"Why Grandma! What big cavities you have!"

A. A. Milne

Teacher reading.

Many princes attempted to wake Sleeping Beauty, before one of them simply kissed her'

"Just huff and puff normally."

"Little Miss Muffet sat on a... puppet? Strumpet? Trumpet? Musket, crumpet... I'm the worst children's author ever." Mother Goose struggles...

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Late night teddy reading

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

The Poky Little Pupa.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Where the wild things were."