Story Problem Solver Pillows

Beat Me, Kick Me, Make Me Do Story Problems.

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

' A good idea '

Barks in code.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

The Map of the human brain

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'What's wrong now?'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'You know too much!'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Eureka!

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained