Story Devourer Prints

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

She required plenty of personal space.

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Paper Boy

Fairy tale

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"We're actually looking for a mourning person."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

Women who Read Too Much

The princess and the key

"Now, can you explain that with a parable?"

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

"So you don't want to come along?"