Storefront Stylist Mugs

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Mom $50 Pop $35

'I wanted my new sign to be noticeable.'

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

"I don't like your application."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Vivienne Westwood

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'