Stoner Humor Enthusiast Mugs

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Stand-up Romcom

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"Pass that."

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

Stand Up Bush

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

Internet Shoplifting

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Stoned Henge

'What colour is a hiccup?'

Chicken comedians.

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

Spam.

Kitty stoners.

Mother Hubbard 2011

"Very few leave the grove!"

Not what he meant.

Dry Blood Humor

Thatcher's child

Amateur Spam.

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"What a pity! Mr Grogan took it on the lam not more than five minutes ago."

Mashed potatoes...

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'