Stone Idol Admirer T-Shirts

"Wake me when the tourists get here."

Alien David statue

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Theatre Crowd

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Rodin's Thinker.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Frizzbee statue.

Knickerless Cage.

The First Cone of Shame.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

Robbie Williams

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'It's slobberin' time!'

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

David Bowie

Red hot little combo

Statue of Liberty

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

Hares looking at Euclid

Moai having a lightbulb moment

Meet the Beetles....

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

Bob Dylan

'Why so stony-faced?'