Stone Circles Mugs

"Uh-oh. . . looks like the clock's stopped. . ."

The first car accident.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Early Business Planning

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

StonesHendge.

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Stone henge swing.

"I call it angle-poise"

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Monolithopoly.

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

Sundial watch...

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

"I call it a 'portable fire-stick'."

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

"There's talk of excommunicating him."

'Lawn circles just don't have the same impact.'

Sculptor sculpts an easel

I hate changing FROM Daylight Saving Time.

"What you call a lump of rock, Zog, I call a timepiece."

"Genuine? Of course it's genuine...zirconia."

"My wife wanted a garden fence."

'No, I've got the same time as you. This thing must be running slow.'

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

'First we build a henge, then they build a henge, now everybody's building henges.'