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'It works on so many levels, Og!'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

End the Winter Blues

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

Early on-line shopping

"You calm down."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

Greed.

A prehistoric football match.

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Telekinetics on strike...

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

'What's on the other side?...'

"Is your dog friendly?"

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'