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'It works on so many levels, Og!'

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

End the Winter Blues

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

"You calm down."

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

Early on-line shopping

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

Greed.

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Telekinetics on strike...

A prehistoric football match.

In my day, they didn

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"Come on, Og, get with it. Everybody's putting their stuff on 'the cloud' these days."

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Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Is your dog friendly?"

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

'What's on the other side?...'

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'