Stoic Soul T-Shirts

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Cat Tie

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Reginald Bunthorne

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Your tiny hand is frozen...

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Framed Lady

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Phoenix

Swing dancers.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Urns in love

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

Alberich steals the gold

Moon

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'