Stockman Prints

Tickle Fight At The OK Corral

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"Lovely dovetail."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

Waiting for retirement.

I love embroidery

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

Education and Apprenticeships

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Luthier

'The 'free market' economic theory is falling!'

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

"Why, Ed Dunlop! Didn't you used to be my chief stock picker?"

Raw Piano Bar

Barry turned his cats' disgusting habit into a lovely art form.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy