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"When I pass away, don't make the announcement until after the closing bell so as not to affect the stock market."

The day the stock market went UP.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Will work for ETFs

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Economy - USA.

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

A child runs an equity stand.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

Dow Jones drop

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

Chinese stock market

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

Smiling businessman with rising profits

'Superstock'

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'