Stock Speculator Pillows

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"

'Stocks dropped on news Greenspan's memoirs will contain no insider trading information...'

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'I wonder how this is going to affect the market?'

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

"Just in case you want to invest, I've got a great idea for a dot.com startup."

Department of Pure Speculation.

Wall Street Down

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

"We know stocks will go up but we don't know which ones or when."

Stock Market Adventure

They lean more of how the universe began, but can't tell me where the market will end.

"Now do you see, Betty, what a little luck, a few sound investments and the shameless inflation of corporate profits through bogus transactions can buy."

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

Finance Director killed by falling profits

'What I want you to do is spot any mistakes before I make them.'

The tumbling dice...

Man hugging bag of money, falling down a hole.

'A wonderful sermon, father; I liked the part about a time to sew and a time to reap. When would you say I should cover the naked December calls I sold last month?'

"In the tech sector, markets reacted strongly to news that ToadNoggle would acquire Zeepzer, ending rumors of a hostile takeover by FiffleBunny."

"When do we all start frantically buying gold again?"

"Tonight's lotto numbers are..."

'On days when the stock market suffers sharp losses... it's best not to mention in recovery.'

'I see your investments going up but it's not clear which ones or when.'

'The gentleman in the back bids one arm. The is now one arm. Will anybody give me an arm and a leg.'

'Looks as if we got out of property at the right time...'

"None of that steady income and security crap! I just want to make a big, fat killing and check out."

'Hello, is that Ace Stockbrokers?'