Stock Speculation Hobbyist Prints

"The stock market was down because more people wanted to sell stocks than buy them."

The day the stock market went UP.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

'In today's action, the Dow Jones Industrial Average cratered, then soared, then swooned, then skyrocketed, then plummeted, then rebounded, and finally threw up.'

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

'Oh my God! You look like you've see the FTSE.'

"Just in case you want to invest, I've got a great idea for a dot.com startup."

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

'The market dropped sharply on the rumor that new sell off rumors in the financial sector will lead to more widespread rumors...'

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt

Department of Pure Speculation.

Wall Street Down

Stock market worries.

Bull and Bear Nightmare

"Oh I don't know - if you've seen one wall street crash, yhou've seen them all."

"My favorite time of year is earnings season."

Fortune - Lost a Fortune.

Stock Market Adventure

'Today the market fell because Bernanke said the word 'down' more than once in a speech.'

Please do not give insider tips to the bears.

Stock Exchange. I don't worry about whether or not stocks are going to fall. I worry about whether they're going to bounce or go "splat" when they do fall.

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"