Stock Market Jugglers Prints

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'The market shifted on me.'

Call Your Office

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Multitasking executive dog

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

"With great power comes great, great stress."

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

The stock market sky is falling.

'There's a Mr Tilbin here to see you sir. Shall I tell him you're on the phone, in a meeting, or out of the office?'

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

Money mangagement see-saw.

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

"No, mom. . . it was last winter when I was skating on thin ice. This spring I'm just walking a fine line."

'Those? Oh, they're nothing serious, they're just rumor trembles.'

'You say he left the office hours ago?'