Stock Market Juggler Pillows

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

Wall Street walking traffic sign flashes 'Worry' and 'Don't Worry.'

'Aren't corporate raiders getting increasingly aggressive?'

'...on one hand I'm bullish and on the other hand I'm bearish.'

Doctors appointment.

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'The market shifted on me.'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Call Your Office

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

Multitasking executive dog

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"With great power comes great, great stress."

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."

The stock market sky is falling.

'There's a Mr Tilbin here to see you sir. Shall I tell him you're on the phone, in a meeting, or out of the office?'

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

Money mangagement see-saw.