Stock Controller Prints

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Homo Gamus

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

Why do you need so many computers?

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

"This is Thompson, he has a black belt in budget control."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

Pamplona 500

Accountant sings the blues

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

"We are now required to tell you to fasten your seatbelt for the following Stock Market report...."

'Our vows didn't say anything about hedge fund mis-management!'

"Do you have all those things in stock?"

'Hello? Animal control?'

'Your shares are doing well... No wait, they're falling, no they're rising, no falling and rising...'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

"Could you be more specific than 'some capital to play around with'?"

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

'This is the new stocks and shares manager.'

"Did you order 8000 tins of beans, 10,000 litres of water, 400 bottles of vitamins C tablets, 500 rolls of tin foil. . ."

"Are there people who don't live in London?"

The AdRams Family no.12 - Telling son to get fresh air

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

LOAN - just say 'No'

"They're 'old money'-- they made it all in tech stocks."

Kinda Fun