Stock Aficionado Mugs

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

Stock market worries.

'I wish you'd show so much passion at home!'

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

'I'm down here on the floor with an analyst who says he's 'very exuberant,' but oddly has a pulse rate in the low 20's.'

'It may be night here, but I'm day trading in Australia.'

Help! Spent it all on 'How to survive a stock market crash' books.

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"Did you say 'plummet', Mr. Casey? We don't use that word around here. We say 'downtick'."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The day the stock market went UP.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Will work for ETFs

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

A child runs an equity stand.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Dow Jones drop

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

Smiling businessman with rising profits

Jumping Wall Street.