Stitch Artist Prints

Knitting pretty

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Quilt fanatic

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Patient after an appendix operation

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

A woman repairs a broken heart.

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"....And Mother Yancy will be assisting the reattachment team this morning..."

Psychiatrist knitting

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Maid with her sewing basket

'It's just a precaution, there were lots of fiddley bits left over at the end of the operation.'

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

'You do nice work!'

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

You can ask for a thread there!

'How long have you been unemployed? I have never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Surgeon using a sewing kit.

A Doctor sewing up a Patient's incision with a sewing machine.

Stitches.

"Is it 'pearl one knit one'...or 'knit one pearl one' I always forget!"

Clown Car Window Decals

Cross stitch

Before Powerpoint Presentations

Knitting ball

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

"That's not how mom counts. It's like this: knit one, purl one, RIP out one."

Sew...

Sewing

"Some Things Are Better Left Unembroidered"

'Try wetting the thread.'