Stimulus Sceptic Prints

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

Mario Draghi

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

Keep the econoimy moving

'Whenever they discuss trickle-down economics, I have to go to the bathroom.'

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

Progress?

How Trickle Down Economics Work

'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?'

'Too much Omega 3.'

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.'

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

Assets $2,400,000,000 Liabilities $4,6000,000,000 Government Bailout $2,200,000,000

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

How Supply-Side Economics Works.

'We can tell the public, ' the good news is we've eliminated the middleman, The bad news is we've eliminated a lot of other jobs.''

EuroPygmees

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

"The $350 we received to stimulate the economy is still missing..."

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons that the dollar...'

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

"It's extremely rare for anyone to suffer side effects from health supplements Mr Baxter. Just how much cod liver oil have you been taking?"

'. . . What if we sell Britain as an offshore platform to the EU and lease it back from them?'

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

Bloody HS2