Stimulant Seeker Prints

"Without my coffee, I'd never make it working nights."

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

Canine Scentipede

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'You've had enough!'

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

Pheromones.

Double Bass Jumpers.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Easter Island Rock Climber

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

Excess

Self Service Island

"Well? How was your first bungee jump?"

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

'What's that your wearing?'

"That shampoo was delicious!"

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'